To be frank with you, I felt like the entire experience of being electrocuted filled me with the Holy Spirit. But my mother hated when I said that.

I mean I am asking you to stay. That is my preference. Unless you no longer want to. [...] Also I am going to pretend as though you did not insinuate you thought I would stoop to [...] barnyard follies. I am 31. I comport myself with control like all other grown-ups. Please.