[...] You're describing a limitation with your beliefs, not my enjoyment of solitude. I feel for you. And I don't claim to understand women completely. I just find them comparatively easier to understand than men. [...] It was just my mother, my sister, and I for many years. That's all.

In the spirit of fairness, I have to tell you I'm not suitable as an escort, given my limp. If you want to change the favor, you may.